Ah, London—where ancient meets modern, and you can stumble across a medieval pub while trying to dodge a double-decker bus. It’s got layers, like an onion, but hopefully with fewer tears! Today, we’re going to take a cheeky walk through the city’s vibrant past by exploring some of its oldest buildings. Trust me, these timeless treasures are worth every moment of your time—or at least until you need a pint (or at least a good coffee).
First up, let’s talk about the Tower of London. Built in 1066, this fortress has been a castle, prison, and even a zoo—although these days, the only animals you’ll find are the tourists. You could lose a whole day here, staring at the Crown Jewels and scratching your head over England’s convoluted history. Fun fact: did you know it’s home to the famous ravens? Legend says if they ever leave, the kingdom will fall. So, eyes on the birds, folks!
I remember my first Cup of Disappointment there (aka tea). Cost about three quid, and it tasted like it had been brewed in yesterday’s socks. Not great, but I didn’t let that dampen the spirits. Just means you should probably sample coffee instead and save your taste buds for some proper scones later!
Next, we have what might just be London’s oldest residential building: 59–60 Bow Street. This beauty dates back to the late 17th century. Situated near Covent Garden, it feels both charming and somewhat conspiratorial—like a setting right out of a Dickens novel.
I wandered here one rainy afternoon, ooh-ing and aah-ing at the architectural details—and maybe a little too much at the dodgy street food vendors nearby. A word of warning: don’t get caught up in a deep conversation with the guy promoting "authentic” falafel that’s clearly been around since the 80s.
If you fancy a bit of atmospheric history, stop by Temple Church. Built by the Knights Templar in the 12th century (yes, they did exist outside of the movies), this circular church gives off serious "Da Vinci Code" vibes. It’s stunningly beautiful, and the mix of medieval and modern architecture is like putting on your favourite old jeans with a flashy new top.
Pro tip: the church is often quiet, so you can sneak in a moment of reflection or even pray for a better pint at the pub you’re headed to after. Just don’t be that person who can’t get out of the way when someone is trying to take a picture. Embarrassing, aye?
Another evening finds me at St. Bartholomew the Great in Smithfield, London’s oldest parish church. Dating back to 1123, it flaunts remarkable Norman architecture that makes you go, “Wow, did they really make stuff this fine back then?”
And here’s my accidental adventure—on my first visit, I managed to lock myself in a church loo. Completely my fault, but I’d like to think my fits of laughter resonated through the hallowed hall. When I finally got out, I quickly joined a service and pretended I was there all along.
Don’t forget to swing by The Royal Exchange! Established in 1568, this building traded luxuries and peculiarities like spices and silks. While you’re there, have a gander at the architecture—so grand it could make your living room look like a broom cupboard.
Now, picture me standing in awe, all while a seagull decides my bag is a prime target for an aerial bombing. Never a dull moment in London, I tell you! But I picked myself up, and you can do the same by enjoying a lovely coffee from one of its classy eateries!
As you continue wandering, make your way to Westminster Hall, a wooden marvel that has seen many a royal affair since the year 1097. Seriously, it’s like the VIP lounge of British history.
I often think it resembles a massive, medieval gymnasium where history has flexed its muscles. You can get lost in the tales of trials and tribulation, especially if you imagine all the debates and discussions that have batted around that grand wooden ceiling—at least, I hope they were better than the ones at my last family dinner!
Don’t you dare leave without visiting the iconic St. Paul’s Cathedral. Though not the oldest, it is a masterpiece by Christopher Wren’s hand, finished in 1710. Climbing up to the dome is a workout worth every bead of sweat. Just remember: if you’re prone to huffing and puffing, maybe take it easy. Do not attempt to strike a pose halfway up that spiral staircase unless you fancy making a fool of yourself among the other tourists.
London’s oldest buildings are like your quirky uncle at family gatherings—full of stories, a bit rough around the edges, but always entertaining. From castle fortifications to serene churches, this city has personalities that significantly outshine even the busiest Tube stations.
So, the next time you find yourself wandering the streets, remember to look up! Seek out these treasures, absorb the stories they weave, and maybe, just maybe, skip the dodgy street food.
What’s your favourite piece of history from your travels, London or elsewhere? Did you stumble across something totally unexpected? Share in the comments, and let’s swap stories!
