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If you’re going to have a scenic cream tea in the UK, you might as well go all in: crumbs down your jumper, jam on your sleeve, views that make you forget you were meant to be “cutting down on carbs”. I grew up in Shropshire, far from the coast, so scones and scenery always […]

If you’re thinking of planning a UK craft cider weekend, you’re already my sort of person. It’s the point where countryside mooching, pub loitering and light alcohol research all meet in a way that feels almost responsible. “Supporting local producers” sounds far better than “spent two days in a field and a beer garden”, but […]

I first learned what a Northern Soul all-nighter actually was from the back of a chip shop in Whitley Bay, not some scene documentary. I was about sixteen, folding pizza boxes on a Saturday, when our delivery driver stuck on a CD that had “Wigan Casino Classics” scribbled on it in biro. He skipped straight […]

There’s something quietly satisfying about doing Britain’s curry quarters by rail. No traffic, no arguments about who’s driving after that third Kingfisher, and no panicked U-turns down one-way backstreets. Just trains, pavements and the slow realisation that you’re about to eat enough chilli to stun a medium-sized horse. I’ve been pottering around these places for […]

Point me at a plate of breakfast and I can usually tell you roughly where I am in the UK, how far I am from the sea, and the odds of rain in the next half hour. UK regional breakfasts are like a rough and ready map – as reliable as the rail timetable, which […]

I’ve lost count of how many friends have asked me for a Two-Tone ska travel guide over the years, as if you can just follow a map and tick off a movement. You can’t. But you can trace the lines between Coventry and London, the bus routes and train lines, the youth club halls and […]

If you drive long enough in Britain with a half-decent OS map on the passenger seat, you eventually notice a pattern. Every so often a road will stop behaving like a British road. It stops wriggling around parish boundaries and old hedges and simply heads for the horizon in an unnervingly straight line. That’s usually […]

If you’re the sort of person who plans holidays around food (guilty), a UK seaside artisan ice cream trail is as good an excuse as any to get sand in your shoes. I’ve slowly realised my ideal beach break looks less like surfing at dawn and more like timing the tide with the opening hours […]