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When you think of London, what comes to mind? The Tower of London? Big Ben? Maybe a crowded Tube train with someone’s armpit painfully close to your nose? Well, if you haven’t set foot in Westminster Abbey, you’re missing a real gem. This isn’t just another tourist spot; it’s a living piece of British history. So grab a cuppa and settle in as I share my own escapades at this iconic site.
I’ll be honest; walking up to Westminster Abbey is like stepping onto a movie set. It’s majestic, towering above the landscape like a good friend who somehow always finds a way to outshine you at parties. The façade is grand and absolutely spellbinding. It’s like trying to take a decent photo of your friend who always looks terrible with their mouth full of food.
When I walked through those impressive doors, I felt a chill zipping down my spine. Each stone seemed to whisper stories of kings, queens, and all sorts of shenanigans that have taken place over the centuries. Can you believe they’ve been doing this for nearly a thousand years? It’s enough to make you question your own life choices.
So, a little PM (pre-meta) history lesson. Westminster Abbey dates back to 1065. Yep, 1065. You’d think they would have at least upgraded the coffee machines by now. It began life as a simple Benedictine monastery before getting a royal makeover. Edward the Confessor had a casual inclination toward fancy architecture, and voilà, the Abbey was born.
Fast forward to 1298, when it became the site for royal coronations – talk about a commitment! Since then, every monarch except for Edward V and Edward VIII has been crowned here. During my visit, I couldn’t help but wonder what they served at those banquets. Did they have the traditional Royal Fish and Chips?
While you’re wandering through the Abbey, don’t miss out on these quirky spots:
The Coronation Chair: This chair is a wannabe celebrity – everyone wants a selfie with it. Weirdly enough, it’s not the most comfortable-looking seat. It’s over 700 years old and may not have the best back support. If you can snag a pic, you’re luckier than I was!
The Poets’ Corner: If you love literature, this is the place for you. From Shakespeare to Keats, it’s like a high-brow Hall of Fame. And here’s a cheeky tip: check out the little memorial for Dylan Thomas. A great poet who had a passion for pubs—you’ll appreciate him even more after a pint!
The Tombs: Now, I’m not saying I have a morbid curiosity but, well, I do! Walking among the tombs of historical figures like Isaac Newton and Charles Darwin felt surreal. I almost wanted to drop them a cheeky note for a “What Would They Think?” edition in my life.
The Lady Chapel: It’s a masterpiece! Seriously, the stained glass windows are breath-taking. You could stare at them for hours—perfect for avoiding all the tourists jostling for space right next to you.
After soaking in all that history, it was time for a cuppa. But, alas, not all tea is created equal. I settled at the Abbey’s café, thinking I would have my “break from history” moment. Let me tell you; the tea was weak! It felt like it had been steeped in a glass of water for 30 seconds. I might as well have been drinking hot brown water! A royal disaster, if you ask me.
Now, if you’re the kinds who likes to mix a bit of celebrity with your history, keep an eye on events happening at the Abbey. They host services, concerts, and seasonal festivities like Advent services that can give you a taste of London life through the ages. I managed to catch a choir practice once; it was almost enough to make me want to burst into song myself. Almost.
Before I left, I thought I’d take a quick squiz at the gift shop. Huge mistake. Why do they always have such delightful knick-knacks? I ended up buying a ridiculously ornate bookmark that I promptly hid from myself as I had no books to use it on. A souvenir, though, right?
Westminster Abbey isn’t just a building; it’s a maze of stories, legends, and a splash of royal chaos. I must admit, while the building amazed me, what really lingered were the ghosts of history walking behind me, reminding me of how small our everyday woes are.
By the time I left, I had a head full of history and a longing to return. Will I ever find a better cup of tea? Probably not. But that’s a tale for another day.
So, what about you? When you visit, what aspect of Westminster Abbey are you looking forward to the most? Is it the ghosts of poets, the allure of royalty, or simply a decent cuppa? Let’s have a chat!