Ah, high tea and high heels. The quintessentially British indulgence—a delightful blend of fashion and flavour that transports you through time faster than you can say “crumpet”! Picture this: you’ve just strolled down a cobblestone street in London, perfectly aware that your feet might be swearing at you due to those extra snug heels, but it’s absolutely worth it for the experience. Let me share with you a glimpse into my personal escapades through some of the iconic eras of British fashion, steeped in the flavours of high tea.
First off, let’s demystify high tea. It doesn’t actually mean you dress up like you’re preparing for a royal audience (though it certainly doesn’t hurt to channel your inner queen). Traditionally, high tea was a meal for the working class, served later in the day, while afternoon tea was for the leisurely sipping-scones-while-chatting type. I remember my first-ever high tea at The Ritz. Ah, The Ritz! It was like stepping into a scene from The Great Gatsby—all polished marble surfaces, golden accents, and waiters who could practically dance on water. But let me be honest: I misjudged the portion sizes and stuffed my face rather decorously, which left little room to appreciate the little finger sandwiches. Talk about a missed opportunity!
While sipping on my Earl Grey (which, by the way, I had to send back since it tasted like it was brewed in an Olympic-sized swimming pool), I couldn’t help but notice the eclectic mix of fashion around me. Some were donning stunning cloches reminiscent of the 1920s, whilst others sported fascination with the flamboyant 1980s—shoulder pads galore!
And let’s not forget about the Queen’s penchant for flower hats! You see, fashion in the UK isn’t just fabric; it’s an entire storytelling medium, and each era has its own tantalising tale.
Now let’s throw it back to the Victorian era (1837-1901) when everything was grander and, honestly, a tad ridiculous! These folks really knew how to strut their stuff. Can you imagine them in their corsets, wide skirts with layers upon layers, topped with giant bonnets? I mean, if only they had known about comfort!
Wandering through the Victoria and Albert Museum, I became so engrossed I nearly forgot about my poor feet. But the fashion on display! There were exhibits showcasing Victorian dresses that weighed more than my luggage. Each piece was a work of art, perfectly tailored to paralyse your ribs while exuding class.
By the way, speaking of creativity in chaos, did you know that during the Victorian period, tea was introduced as a symbol of polite society? It became the key to social standing; you weren’t just sipping tea—you were performing a ritual! And as someone still trying to grasp the art of the perfect brew, hats off to them!
Underneath all that frill, though, was a society grappling with rapid change. I chuckled to myself, thinking how they’d react to the current denim-on-denim fashion trends. They’d certainly raise their quills in horror—or maybe start a new movement with tea-stained denim. Now that’s a fashion statement!
Fast forward to the 1920s – an era when everything was jazzed up and flappers were flipping the narrative. I decided on a whim (after a pint too many, perhaps) to attend a themed high tea at The Dorchester, dressed head to toe in feathers. I must say, I felt like a million bucks—until I realised that I can’t quite manage to navigate through tea cups while wearing a feathered headband. Who knew?
With decadent pastries glistening before me, I marvelled at the sheer audacity of the 1920s’ fashion: drop-waist dresses, bobbed hair, and pearls that could choke a horse. It was a time when women were embracing their freedom, and you could see it in every joyful sip of champagne. Back then, a well-crafted cocktail was the ultimate accessory.
Pro tip: If you’re planning a visit, try the Queen of Hearts Tart while you’re there. It’s a sweet indulgence that could cart you off to a blissful tea time coma. (Just don’t forget to dab the corners of your mouth if you’re anything like me—a lady should never leave crumbs!)
Then we zigzagged into the 1960s—mod fashion, flower power, and a little bit of mischief. I was strolling through Carnaby Street, soaking up the vibrant atmosphere. Honestly, it felt like I had accidentally fallen into a technicolour dream! With boutiques galore, I was struck by the iconic bold patterns and the ultimate embodiment of freedom in fashion. This brought me back to my own youth—Ah, the mini skirt… A bold statement piece that should come with a warning label for windier days!
It was here that I stumbled upon a vintage tea shop, The Tea Rooms, where they personalised your blends. Call me a sucker for nostalgia, but I had to try ‘The Miniskirt Mint’—a refreshing peppermint concoction that was bizarrely fitting for the era.
As I sipped my tea and crumbled my delicious scones, I couldn’t help but chuckle at how drastically fashion had transformed in such a short span. What would the Victorians think of miniskirts? Probably clutch their pearls and faint from shock. But as the ’60s taught us, sometimes the wilder the better!
Now, in today’s world, it’s clear that high tea continues to be an experience worth savouring, particularly in places like Claridge’s. Trust me, if you’re in London, give it a go—and make sure you wear your fanciest heels. You never know when you’ll be photographed!
On my recent visit, there was a lovely older lady at the next table planning her trip to see King Charles’ coronation. She cracked some delightful quips about royal fashion—her eyes twinkling as she spoke of Kate Middleton’s gorgeous gowns. “It’s a scandal,” she said, “how can she wear high heels and chase after children?” A toast to that!
Let’s not forget the influence of social media on today’s fashion scene—everyone jumping on the latest trends faster than you can say "scones". What’s trending now? 90s nostalgia, oversized silhouettes, and some brave souls even rocking the dad shoe look. Don’t get me started.
So, whether you’re indulging in a perfect cup of Earl Grey or contemplating the social implications of platform shoes, British fashion is as timeless as the charming ritual of high tea itself. Each era whispers its own story through colour, form, and style.
And what’s my takeaway from all this? Life’s too short for bad tea or cramped shoes! Immerse yourself in the delightful chaos of high fashion while savouring the smallest joys, like an unexpectedly delicious scone.
So, tell me, dear friend—when was the last time you got lost in your favourite era of fashion? Share your stories, let’s sip tea together (virtually) and keep the laughter rolling!
Cheers to high tea and those high heels that may just pinch a bit! 🍵👠
Explore the Victoria & Albert Museum for stunning fashion exhibitions.
Visit The Ritz London here for a slice of luxury.
Check out The Dorchester for a fab afternoon treat.
Discover the magic of Carnaby Street to experience retro vibes firsthand.
Indulge at Claridge’s for modern royal elegance in the heart of London.
