Let me paint a picture for you. Imagine the rolling hills of Scotland, a sky shifting from azure to grey, and the faint smell of haggis wafting through the air. Now, throw in the sound of bagpipes and a bunch of burly blokes tossing heavy things around. This, my dear friend, is a scene from the Highland Games, one of Scotland’s most beloved traditions. Today, we’re diving into this time-honoured festivity, a visitor’s guide if you will, to make sure when you do decide to check it out, you’re armed with all the info you need—and a few good laughs.
To the uninitiated, the Highland Games may seem like a random collection of odd sports where people throw cabers and do strange dances, but trust me, it’s so much more. The Games celebrate Scottish culture, showcasing everything from athletic prowess to traditional music and dance. It’s a feast for both the eyes and the belly (I mean, who doesn’t love a deep-fried Mars Bar?).
Originally, these games were a way for Highland clans to demonstrate their strength, skill, and, let’s be honest, to show off a bit. Today, they are a chance for visitors to soak in Scottish heritage, see some incredible athletic feats, and, hopefully, avoid getting conked on the head by a flying hammer (yes, that’s a thing).
Planning Your Visit
First things first, getting to the Games! Though they occur in various locations across Scotland—from the glens to the lochs—you’ll find one of the most popular events at the Braemar Gathering near Balmoral. It’s hosted on the first Saturday in September, and yes, the Queen usually pops along. Imagine wearing a crown while watching men throw giant logs. Goals, right?
You can check the full calendar of events at Scottish Highland Games Association to make sure you’re in the right place at the right time.
What to Wear
Now, I’m sure you’re thinking, “How should I dress for this melee?” While a kilt would be the perfect homage to tradition, just remember, you don’t have to wear one unless you’re feeling particularly brave. Jeans and a T-shirt work just fine, but keep in mind that Scottish weather can swing from sunshine to downpour faster than you can say “where’s my umbrella?” So, wear something you don’t mind getting muddy. Or sticky, if you happen to visit a food stall.
Okay, onto the good stuff! The events can vary, but here’s a quick rundown of the heavy lifting:
Caber Toss: This is the big one. You’ll see participants hoisting a long wooden log, known as a caber, and trying to flip it end over end. It’s like putting your uncle at a family barbecue in a kilt and asking him to show off.
Hammer Throw: No, this isn’t about swinging a hammer at home improvement projects. Athletes lift a heavy weight on a long handle and toss it behind them. Warning: Maintain a safe distance. That bad boy can fly!
Stone Put: Pretty much like shot put but with a hefty stone. If you were thinking about training for the Olympics, this is where you start!
Tug of War: Yes, the good old-fashioned game of who can pull the hardest. And you thought it was just for kids at a summer fair.
Now, let’s get into some of the best bits—the food! You might want to steer clear of the haggis if you’re not ready for an experience that tests your taste buds. But hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, try it. It’s probably one of the more memorable things you’ll eat. Plus, paired with neeps and tatties, it’s a comforting treat (even if it does sound like a character from a kids’ TV show).
For snacks, look out for vendors selling everything from deep-fried goodies to local cheeses and biscuits. And do try a pint of local ale—there’s something about a Scottish brew that just feels right while watching some sturdy folk try to chuck a log.
Speaking of food, I went to the Highland Games last year—because apparently, I love lifting heavy objects too—and I made the classic rookie mistake of eating a fried breakfast prior to the stone put. Let’s just say my performance was less “Olympic athlete” and more “catastrophic flop.” The highlight, however, was definitely watching a toddler throw a temper tantrum over not getting a second slice of tablet (a delicious Scottish confection). That’s the spirit!
Get There Early: Grab a good spot for viewing. You don’t want to be standing behind a group of tall folks who took it upon themselves to wear enormous hats, obstructing your view.
Chat with the Locals: You’ll find that many staff and competitors are more than happy to share stories. Some of my best insights at the Games came from a grizzled man who claimed to have won “Best Kilt” three years running. He had the inside scoop on the best food trucks in the area.
The Highland Games are an absolute riot. They mix athleticism, culture, and a good dose of humour, making them a must-see if you’re ever in Scotland. Whether you’re a serious sports fan or simply there for the haggis (or ladies in bursty dresses), there’s something for everyone.
As you laugh at the shenanigans or cheer on the athletes, remember: it’s all about celebrating Scottish heritage and having a proper good time.
So, have you ever been to the Highland Games? What was your favourite moment? Or if you haven’t, would you be up for the challenge of tossing a caber? Let’s chat about your thoughts in the comments below!
