‘Nobody in a polar bear sweater gets laid.’
‘There must be a scientific word for the gravity that pulls you down bus stairs.’
‘This is how you end up having three kids and a dog!’
‘Nah, man, the DLR takes you right into east London. I mean knee deep.’
‘I’m part Scottish but I just hate kilts.’
‘You have a kimchi drawer but you don’t know what a JCB is?’
‘I feel like my nostrils are more slutty than my throat.’
‘Poppadoms: I like them more than the average person.’
‘I was in McDonald’s and someone walked into the McToilet.’
‘I just need a kebab and someone to go down on me.’
‘Oh, I know a good yarn when I feel one.’
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