‘Where would you put yourself on a scale of one to euphoria?’
‘Which Rob do you mean? Rob Rob? Or Rob with the face?’
‘I never smell. I don’t think I’ve got any hormones.’
‘When you get home you can play with your Post-Its.’
‘I just can’t believe he has lived his whole life without a spatula.’
‘My plant refuses to drink tap water. I have to buy bottled.’
‘Do you want any croissants or are you eating that kebab when we get back home?’
‘Sounds a classic case of compulsive-obsessive fur burger syndrome.’
‘…although I am pretty nifty with a lobster.’
‘It was so good to see you. We must catch up again before Brexit.’
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