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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet | The Real Britain Company


‘Where would you put yourself on a scale of one to euphoria?’

‘Which Rob do you mean? Rob Rob? Or Rob with the face?’

‘I never smell. I don’t think I’ve got any hormones.’

‘When you get home you can play with your Post-Its.’

‘I just can’t believe he has lived his whole life without a spatula.’

‘My plant refuses to drink tap water. I have to buy bottled.’

‘Do you want any croissants or are you eating that kebab when we get back home?’

‘Sounds a classic case of compulsive-obsessive fur burger syndrome.’

‘…although I am pretty nifty with a lobster.’

‘It was so good to see you. We must catch up again before Brexit.’


Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

Overheard last week

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