‘I don’t think you can use “hashtag badass” about yourself.’
‘I’m tired just thinking about being awake.’
‘Is Jamiroquai a country?’
‘I’m not attention-shy, I’m just shit.’
‘I’ve been really overdoing the blueberries recently.’
‘Ambivalence is not an opinion.’
‘There’s something really undignified about a flaccid penis.’
‘I don’t have much experience – I’m just fucking good at what I do.’
‘I do like avocados, but that’s not the reason I can’t afford to buy a house.’
‘I was rolling my boobs in disbelief!’
‘My family from Azerbaijan are here! I have some fresh magic bush for you.’
Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!
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